Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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