just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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