Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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