I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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