Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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