I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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