I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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