some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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