dude i'm inner monologue high
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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