Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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