I feel like abortions should bother me more
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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