i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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