So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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