at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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