The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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