Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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