Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize