Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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