We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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