She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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