i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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