I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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