Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We need to rekindle our bromance
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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