Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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