I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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