4 words: hood of his car
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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