I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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