Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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