You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
vagina is talking i cant
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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