i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize