Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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