try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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