Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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