Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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