You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
