Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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