Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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