He asked to "fluff my boner.."
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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