Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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