drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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