that's an acceptable place to lick
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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