This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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