a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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