If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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