I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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