Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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