i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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