living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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