I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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