i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You ruined the universe
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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