I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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