she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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