hotel room ftw
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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