You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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