making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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