i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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