I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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