I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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